Sadly, Graces, my experience in Yoga last week begs to differ. I arrived plenty early, and secured my favorite spot--one in a corner, which insulates me from people on two sides. Call me antisocial, neurotic, or misanthropic--I don't care. I don't want people's sweat and exhalation encroaching my pranayama. Maybe I'd be less picky if my fellow students were the likes of...
|Jennifer Aniston in Side Plank|
|Sting in a twist.|
But such is not the case. I get someone like this:
As luck would have it, the class began to fill up, and despite my best efforts, the space next to me was taken by my least favorite gym member. Without being unduly crass, this woman has very little regard for personal hygiene, laundry, and worst of all, the effect that her uncurbed flatulence has on the surrounding atmosphere. By this time, the floor was practically full, and I really had nowhere to go. I pulled my mat as close as I possibly could into the corner, hoping that any distance I could create between us would mean purer air for my ujayyi breathing. Alas, my strategy backfired. In creating this small amount of space, another latecomer, an old fat guy as it happened, plopped his mat right down, so close to mine that they overlapped. Seriously, his mat was resting on mine as he looked around somewhere between clueless and obnoxious, resembling a dog as it circles a spot before lying down.
What's a Grace to do?
Horrified, I pulled my mat up and moved--to the only spot available, which happened to be behind a large pillar. I spent the first few minutes of the class fuming, but then I found my groove, and thought that maybe the old fat guy did me a favor. I didn't need to see the instructor; she narrated the poses and I was able to follow along just fine. Because of the obstructed view, the spot wasn't overly crowded, which I like. And most of all, I was spared proximity to the odiferous crone. Maybe I ought to send him a thank you note?
Speaking of Yoga, I was reminded of a very funny Yoga-related remark by a dear friend. She said, "I love Yoga. Because when I lie down on the floor in my office and close my eyes, I can call it 'Shavasana' instead 'having a nervous breakdown' and no one thinks anything about it." Thanks for the chuckle, Grace J.